
i got to college.i applied to two universities. i have a 3.7 GPA. i am taking a summer class. i work a minimum of 20-30 hours a week.
how is the above possible?
caffeine my friends. caffeine.
compared to red bull, i find a frap or cappuccino has the same impact as saggy-breasted woman wearing a push-up bra.
graphic, slightly, i know, but in all honesty coffee has done wonders for me. it also helps that i work at a starbucks and therefore, have an endless supply of the beautiful drug.
i believe that everyone, if they haven't already, should attempt, ONLY WHEN NEEDED, to start using caffeine as a secondary source of awakefullness (i know it isn't a word)
so ditch that 20-min power nap, and sip on a cup-a-joe instead.
*please drink responsibly*

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